Don't Make Snuggle Angry

I just saw the real commercial on TV and just had to post this.  I can't tell if I'm scared of the little guy or want to give him a hug.  Maybe a little bit of both.

Top 10 People I Would Not Want to Hang Out With

Hello again, dearest readers.  Sorry for not posting but school, friends, family, and breathing have been taking up a lot of my time.  Never fear, I am back and have brought with me a new post.  So please enjoy these Top 10 People I Would Not Want to Hang Out With and be sure to comment on who you wouldn't want to hang out with below.

Rachel Berry from Glee

Yes, it would be cool to hear her sing and all, but her super perky "I'm the best" attitude would get on my nerves faster than you can say "music mash-up."

Adolf Hitler

Sure, he's passionate, but there's a fine line between passion and full out crazy.  He crossed that line.

Kanye West

Let's just say I hate being interrupted.

Chris Brown

Call me crazy, but I'm not too big on chillin' with guys who beat up girls.  Then again he is a super hero... (Don't know what I'm talking about?  Check out this video)

Voldemort

Seeing as I'm a muggle, I don't think that meeting would go well.

 Mario and Luigi

While they may save me from Bowser, they also travel via sewer.  Ew.  And it might be a problem bringing him home to the 'rents.  Check out more problems in this video.

Harry Potter

At first Harry was all cute and new to magic.  And then he ended up being a jerk.  See what magic can do to a guy?

Edward Cullen

So...many...sparkles!  A disgrace to vampires everywhere.

Chuck Norris

I'm not too keen on hanging with a guy who thinks homosexuals should be kept out of Boy Scouts.

This Squirrel


 Just kidding, I'd love to hang out with this squirrel.

Where Not to Go While Babysitting

I've recently gotten the job as.... wait for it.... wait for it.... nanny!  It's a summer job and sure to be very, um, interesting.  So to help myself and anyone else who is watching young ones, I've created a list of places you should not go while babysitting.

The Zoo


While you might think it's a great idea to bring the kiddies to the zoo to look at all the fun animals, remember - the zoo is filled with large animals that want to eat you.  And all that is separating them from you is a thin layer of glass.

The Movie Theater


Another seemingly innocent idea gone awry.  What are you going to do when a commercial for the latest horror movie pops up?  Or when the children ask you why the teenage couple behind you won't stop kissing (and such)?

The Mall


I know you and your friends might have a blast chilling at the food court and shopping at Hot Topic, but let me remind you that the mall is a scary, scary place.  For instance, Spencer's.

Me:  *walks into Spencer's*  I smell *sniff, sniff* pedophiles.

And I don't think you'd want to take the kids to pedo-land.

On a Road Trip


Road trip = confined in a car with these little brats for hours.  That is hours of this:

"Are we there yet?"  "No"  "How 'bout now?"  "Does it look like we're there yet?"  "No..."  "Then we're not there yet."  "Are we there yet?"

And repeat.

The Pool


Let's be honest.  You're going to be waaay too busy checking out the lifeguard to watch the kids.  And it's always really awkward when you have to tell the parents that their kids drowned.

The Library


Now, I know most librarians are really sweet and love kids.  But I work at a library and I know what violent thoughts cross your mind when a kiddie decides to go through and dump your hours work of sorting on the ground.  And it is way more awkward telling the parents that their kid was murdered by a librarian than that they drowned.

What are some places you would never go while babysitting?  Comment below!

Epic Rap Battles of History: Dr. Seuss VS Shakespeare

Epic Rap Battles of History.  Now how do I describe this?  Well, two people (or two groups) go into an epic rap battle.  I'm not really sure how to describe it in deeper detail.  You'll have to watch to find out.  This episode:  Dr. Seuss VS Shakespeare

Who do you think won?  Vote in the poll (on your right, people) or comment below.  (I'm voting Dr. Seuss - gotta love Thing 1 and Thing 2)

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So Gosh Darn Quotable

There are some people in the world that are just so gosh darn quotable!  Here are a few of my favorites:

• "Man can live about forty days without food, about three days without water, about eight minutes without air, but only for one second without hope." ~ Author Unknown
• "Understand death? Sure. That's when the monsters got you." ~ Stephen King, Salem's Lot
• "Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. To keep our faces toward change and behave like free spirits in the presence of fate is stregnth undefeatable." ~ Hellen Keller
• "It is easy to hate and difficult to love. This is how the whole scheme of things works. All good things are difficult to achieve; and bad things are very easy to get." ~ Rene Descartes
• "To conquer fear is the beginning of wisdom." ~ Bertrand Russell
• "I don't know what's wating for us when we die - something better, something worse. I only know I'm not ready to find out yet." ~ Charles De Lint, The Onion Girl
• "Everyone carries around his own monsters." ~ Richard Pryor
• "Fear is only as deep as the mind allows." ~ Japanese Proverb

Cereal Mascot Therapy Session

"Cereal Mascot Therapy Session" by College Humor is the one of my very, very, very favorite YouTube videos ever.  Everyone knows how creepy and totally messed up cereal mascots are.  This is what would happen if all of the cereal mascots went to group therapy (hint: it isn't a good idea).  It is also one of the most quotable videos ever.

"It could be worse - you could work for Raisin Bran."  "Let's get this party started!  *sniff, sniff* Follow your nose!  *splat*"

*WARNING:  This video isn't very appropriate for kids of all ages, if ya know what I mean. (Don't worry, it's just language.  Jeez, what kind of person do you think I am?)