More Quotes (Aren't you lucky?)

I found these quotes at Smith Magazine and from the book I Can't Keep My Own Secrets.  All of these quotes are six words long - which is why they are called "Six Word Memoirs."  Some funny and some sad, I encourage you to read and come up with a few of your own.  You'd be surprised how much you can say with so little words.

• Super powers would make things easier.
• I giggle to cover all emotions.
• I'm army boots.  Ready for battle.
• You're the parent, act like one.
• Rather be alone in my room.
• They screamed "nobody."  I believed them.
• I looked it up on Wikipedia.
• Wikipedia didn't know either.  Oh well.
• Spent more time reading than living.
• I will be that cat lady.
• In love with best friend's boyfriend.
• I resent people who ignore grammar.
• Sick of being the good child.
• Can't live without a little insanity.
• Finally learned "weird" is a compliment.
• I'm just a simple human.  Being.
• Googled what he called me.  Ouch.
• Slowly becoming everything I hate.
• Learned that friends sometimes aren't forever.
• Fell in love with best friend.
• We're the family you gossip about.
• I miss all my imaginary friends.
• Replaced Prince Charming with someone real.
• Called walrus.  Should probably feel insulted.

Comment and leave some of your own Six Word Memoirs down below.