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Hello, fellow computer users! So glad you're reading my blog. Anyway, just wanted to tell you what this site is all about. I'm pretty much just blogging about books, movies, TV shows, music, and any other random thought that comes to my head (because isn't that what blogging is all about?). So sit back, relax, and START READING!
Showing posts with label websites. Show all posts
Showing posts with label websites. Show all posts

Sunday, April 1, 2012

Now on Facebook!

You can now find Insert Sarcastic Comment Here on facebook!  Remember to click "like" to get updates on new posts and have notifications about the site before anyone else (you might as well like it; it's not like you're doing anything important right now).  Also, new videos and pictures will be posted on the facebook page.  Check it out: Insert Sarcastic Comment Here - Now on Facebook!

Saturday, March 24, 2012

SmartphOWNED

A website I'm constantly on is SmartphOWNED.  If you've never heard of it, it's pretty much just a website where you can share your embarrassing, weird, or just plain funny texts.  Here's a few of my favorites:

Relationships - <p>KateHow could you?? I trusted you and you cheated on me!!!<br>Oh, sorry Dad. That was meant for Jim<br>Oh.<br>On a completely unrelated topic, have you seen my shotgun anywhere?</p>

Other - <p>SonSon, your in big trouble.<br>WHY?<br>Because your texting me while your in school.<br>Are your serious?!! You texted me first!</p>

Awkward Parents - <p>Mom. Where are you????<br>Leaving walmart. Halfway home. Why sweetie?<br>You brought me to walmart with you -.-<br>OH DARN! Be there in a bit</p>

Other - <p>BFFHey<br>Yeah?<br>When I die...<br>Uh Huh<br>Go to my funeral and dramaticly fall to your knees in front of my cascut and yell 'WHYYYYYY?!?!?!?'<br>Challenge accepted. :)</p>

Other - <p>RyanDude you were so drunk last night.<br>I was NOT that drunk.<br>You walked up to my mom and said 'Voldemort, I'm ready to die!'<br>What's your point?</p>

Awkward Parents - <p>MomMom! I think there's a theif in the house! COME HOME !<br>Go hide in your closset! NOW!
I'll be home in 15 minutes!<br>I can hear steps mom! IM SCARED!<br>Just be quiet honey!<br>Okay, i think he's gone now.. phew! But i can't get out of the closset! OMG, HE LOCKED ME IN!!<br>No he didn't, i did. And i came early home from the meeting. Omg, you are easy to scare!
PS. Hope you still talking to me!
Love you. - Mom. :-)</p>

*WARNING:  Some of the stuff on this site isn't exactly, eh-hem, appropriate for all ages.  Just thought you should know.

Thursday, March 22, 2012

Rot & Ruin and Dust & Decay by Jonathan Maberry

Who doesn't love zombies?  I'll tell you who: losers.  Because I am not a loser, I am an avid reader of zombie books (I am seriously reading about five right now).  Now, some zombie books are stupid and cliche, but there are some zombie books that have true quality.  They have a solid plot, realistic and believable characters (except for the zombies, of course), and a good message at the end.  Two of these amazing zombie masterpieces are Rot & Ruin and Dust & Decay by Jonathan Maberry.

Jonathan Maberry is a multiple Bram Stoker Award-winning and New York Times bestselling author, playwright,and writing teacher/lecturer.  His other books include Patient Zero, Ghost Road Blues, Dead of Night, and Zombie CSU: The Forensics of the Living Dead.  You can find out more at his website.



Rot & Ruin
Summary:  Everything changed on the First Night.  Everything changed when the dead were no longer the dead.  Benny Imura has grown up in the zombie infested world of Rot and Ruin - what used to be America.  Now that he is fifteen, Benny must find work.  Despite his loathing of his older brother, Tom, he ends up joining the family business - namely, killing zombies (or "zoms").  Benny's view on zoms and people rapidly change as Tom teaches him and Benny finds out about Gameland - a place where kids are forced to fight zoms.  Now Benny has to determine who the real monsters in the world are.

What I thought of the book:
As you could probably tell, I absolutely loved this book.  The characters were great, especially Nix and Lilah.  Girl power!  And the villains rocked too - they were hard-core, bad to the bone kind of guys.  I mean, forcing kids to fight zoms?  How evil is that?!  I recommend this book to any high schoolers who aren't squeamish.



Dust & Decay (sequel to Rot & Ruin)
Summary:  After months of training with Tom and seeing the jet fly across Rot and Ruin, Nix, Benny, Lilah, and Tom are ready to leave their home.  Chong goes along for the first night, planning on just saying good-bye (and spending a little quality time with Lilah).  Unfortunately, their trip doesn't start well.  Wild animals are now roaming Rot and Ruin, there are swarms of zoms heading toward them, and, oh yeah, there are a couple of insane murderers after them.  Just when things couldn't get worse, Chong, Benny, and Nix are forced to fight in Gameland.

What I thought of the Book:
Honestly, this one was even better than the first.  Probably because this one had Sally Two-Knives, my personal favorite bounty hunter.  And I think the villains are even better in this one - more crazy, if you know what I mean.  If you liked Rot & Ruin, you'd love this book.

Wednesday, March 7, 2012

Smosh

Smosh. Chances are you've seen at least one of their videos before (I even posted one of their videos last year: Pokemon In Real Life!).  These guys are so amazing.  Some of their videos are kind of lame or just dumb (especially the earlier ones - ack, don't even watch those).  But 99% are hilarious and make me smile on even my worst days.  I also love reading their articles on The Smosh Pit.  The style is usually very dry and sarcastic (so of course I love it).  Anyway, let me show you my top five favorite Smosh videos.

WARNING:  Some of these videos are a bit inappropriate (but still freakin' hilarious).

The Legend of Zelda Rap [Music Video]:  Awesome for anyone into video games or knows someone who is way into video games.
Teens in the Wild!:  Don't pretend your parents haven't done at least some version of this.
The Harry Potter Pill!:  This one is for my friends ;)  "A single dose of the Potter Pill will end all of your suffering from the gaping hole that Harry Potter has left in your life."
Best Toy Ever!:  I seriously want a Happy Cow.
If Kids Shows Were Real!:  Because every year I swear kids shows get creepier and creepier.

Well, I was going to include Pokemon in Real Life (because it is AMAZING) but I didn't because I thought it might be a tad bit redundant to post it again.  But just in case you want to check it out and are just too darn lazy to find the other post, I'll add the links below.

Pokemon In Real Life!
Pokemon In Real Life 2! (my personal favorite)
Pokemon In Real Life 3!
Pokemon In Real Life 4! (that's right - they made a new one! Yeeees!)

Remember to check out smosh.com for more.

Thursday, December 15, 2011

The Oatmeal

Quick note:  Sorry it's been so long since I last posted.  School, swimming, friends, and procrastinating caught up with me all at once (semester tests suck).  To make up for it, I'm going to show you another blog that you can enjoy when I'm not writing.

'Kay, so I found this website about a year ago, but didn't really get into it until about a week or two ago.  It's called The Oatmeal and it kicks some serious butt.  The guy who writes for this site has a dry, sarcastic sense of humor and mixes it with some of his passions.  Namely, cats, grammar, and technology.  Most of the site is in "comic" form which would normally bug the heck outta me, but for this site it's half the fun.  While I don't agree with everything he says, some of it makes a lot of sense.  Weird how that happens, huh?  I encourage you to check it out and please comment on how you liked it.  See ya!

*Warning:  Some of the stuff on this site is a bit inappropriate.  Just thought you should know.

*Another quick note:  Sorry (again) for the short entries.  I have a ton going on and probably shouldn't even be posting, but because I love you guys soooo much I do anyway (or maybe because I'm procrastinating...nah).

Saturday, December 3, 2011

How it Should Have Ended: Harry Potter

One of my favorite websites is How it Should Have Ended.  It takes movies, TV shows, and video games and shows what could have and really should have happened.  One of my favorites would have to be How Harry Potter Should Have Ended.  Now I'm not a huge Potter fan but I have seen the movies and know my way around the story so this video makes a load of sense for me.  If you haven't seen the Harry Potter movies (though I'm not really sure that's possible) you might not totally get this video but it's still pretty dang funny.