Idiot Nerd Girl Meme

Okay, we've all met someone like this before.  Someone who really, really wants to be considered nerdy so that they can be cool.  Not sure how they come to that conclusion, but who am I to judge, right?  Anyway, here are some of my favorite Idiot Nerd Girl memes.











 

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So what did you think of Idiot Nerd Girl?  Is she really an idiot?  Is she really a nerd?  Is she really a gi-...wait, never mind.

Peace, SC

*Note: If you do any of these things, nothing against you.  I did not make these up... I just thought they were really funny.

Dear Guys...

Ah yes, the moment you were all waiting for - when I actually blog about my life (which is really rather dull most of the time actually).  But please, dear readers, do not hold your breath because this will happen only once every blue moon.  So enjoy it while you can (Or don't.  That's really up to you).

Anyway, I got together with a friend a couple of days ago.  We started talking about what every girl conversation eventually seems to turn to - guys.  Why do girls do this?  Who knows.  Probably because the male species is seems so strange to us.  But that's another discussion entirely...

Our conversation went something like this:

Her:  "My question is how can girls that are total psychopaths get boyfriends/dates and we can't."
Me:  "Exactly.  It's not like we're that unattractive or weird.  Well, okay, we're a little weird.  But we're not that strange."

So we asked my younger brother for advice.

Her:  "So these girls are insane and not that pretty or anything and they have boyfriends.  Why don't we?"
Him:  "Um, maybe there's something wrong with them [the guys]."

We have decided that he is wise beyond his years.

But I would still like to know: why?  Why some girls and not others?  Do all guys truly care about only how "hot" a girl is?  Or can I hold out some hope that somewhere there's a decent guy who actually cares about what girls are like personality wise?

So I guess it all leads up to this:

Dear Guys,

Please, please, actually notice us nice, not totally insane girls sometime.  Yes, us sitting in the back of the room with "Forever Alone" practically tattooed on our forehead.  I promise we're not that bad.  Thanks.

Sincerely, Forever Alone Girls

What do you guys think?  Is there something wrong with me or is there something wrong with the rest of the world?  Perhaps it's both.  Oh well.  Excuse me, I have to go feed my twenty cats now.

With love, Sarcastic Chick

Ridiculously Photogenic Guy Meme

Even though my friend (who will probably read this) is going to kill me for posting so late, I just had to show you guys this meme.  Because I absolutely LOVE him!  I'm not joking (okay, I might be joking a little bit), I'm going to marry this guy.  So here's my future husband - Ridiculously Photogenic Guy!

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Isn't he absolutely ah-mazing?  Yes, yes, he is.

ox, Sarcastic Chick

Don't Make Snuggle Angry

I just saw the real commercial on TV and just had to post this.  I can't tell if I'm scared of the little guy or want to give him a hug.  Maybe a little bit of both.

Top 10 People I Would Not Want to Hang Out With

Hello again, dearest readers.  Sorry for not posting but school, friends, family, and breathing have been taking up a lot of my time.  Never fear, I am back and have brought with me a new post.  So please enjoy these Top 10 People I Would Not Want to Hang Out With and be sure to comment on who you wouldn't want to hang out with below.

Rachel Berry from Glee

Yes, it would be cool to hear her sing and all, but her super perky "I'm the best" attitude would get on my nerves faster than you can say "music mash-up."

Adolf Hitler

Sure, he's passionate, but there's a fine line between passion and full out crazy.  He crossed that line.

Kanye West

Let's just say I hate being interrupted.

Chris Brown

Call me crazy, but I'm not too big on chillin' with guys who beat up girls.  Then again he is a super hero... (Don't know what I'm talking about?  Check out this video)

Voldemort

Seeing as I'm a muggle, I don't think that meeting would go well.

 Mario and Luigi

While they may save me from Bowser, they also travel via sewer.  Ew.  And it might be a problem bringing him home to the 'rents.  Check out more problems in this video.

Harry Potter

At first Harry was all cute and new to magic.  And then he ended up being a jerk.  See what magic can do to a guy?

Edward Cullen

So...many...sparkles!  A disgrace to vampires everywhere.

Chuck Norris

I'm not too keen on hanging with a guy who thinks homosexuals should be kept out of Boy Scouts.

This Squirrel


 Just kidding, I'd love to hang out with this squirrel.

Where Not to Go While Babysitting

I've recently gotten the job as.... wait for it.... wait for it.... nanny!  It's a summer job and sure to be very, um, interesting.  So to help myself and anyone else who is watching young ones, I've created a list of places you should not go while babysitting.

The Zoo


While you might think it's a great idea to bring the kiddies to the zoo to look at all the fun animals, remember - the zoo is filled with large animals that want to eat you.  And all that is separating them from you is a thin layer of glass.

The Movie Theater


Another seemingly innocent idea gone awry.  What are you going to do when a commercial for the latest horror movie pops up?  Or when the children ask you why the teenage couple behind you won't stop kissing (and such)?

The Mall


I know you and your friends might have a blast chilling at the food court and shopping at Hot Topic, but let me remind you that the mall is a scary, scary place.  For instance, Spencer's.

Me:  *walks into Spencer's*  I smell *sniff, sniff* pedophiles.

And I don't think you'd want to take the kids to pedo-land.

On a Road Trip


Road trip = confined in a car with these little brats for hours.  That is hours of this:

"Are we there yet?"  "No"  "How 'bout now?"  "Does it look like we're there yet?"  "No..."  "Then we're not there yet."  "Are we there yet?"

And repeat.

The Pool


Let's be honest.  You're going to be waaay too busy checking out the lifeguard to watch the kids.  And it's always really awkward when you have to tell the parents that their kids drowned.

The Library


Now, I know most librarians are really sweet and love kids.  But I work at a library and I know what violent thoughts cross your mind when a kiddie decides to go through and dump your hours work of sorting on the ground.  And it is way more awkward telling the parents that their kid was murdered by a librarian than that they drowned.

What are some places you would never go while babysitting?  Comment below!

Epic Rap Battles of History: Dr. Seuss VS Shakespeare

Epic Rap Battles of History.  Now how do I describe this?  Well, two people (or two groups) go into an epic rap battle.  I'm not really sure how to describe it in deeper detail.  You'll have to watch to find out.  This episode:  Dr. Seuss VS Shakespeare

Who do you think won?  Vote in the poll (on your right, people) or comment below.  (I'm voting Dr. Seuss - gotta love Thing 1 and Thing 2)