The Ballad of Mona Lisa by Panic! At the Disco

Look what I have for you guys - more music (oh, you know you love it)!  My friend actually showed me this song when he saw I liked the song Real World by the All American Rejects (you can find that song here).  When Brendon Urie (lead singer) started singing, I knew it was love at first sight (or would it be first hearing?  Whatever).  I am now a HUGE Panic! At the Disco Fan.  So please allow me to show you the song that first got me hooked on this amazing band (the please part was just me being nice - I'm going to show it to you whether you want me to or not).

Isn't his voice amazing?  Goodness, I could just sit here and listen to him all day.  *sigh*  Anyways, here is the lyric video.

Hope you like them as much as I do (though I'm not sure that's possible).

Peace, Sarcastic Chick

Condescending Wonka Meme

I am a huge meme lover.  I have many favorites, but one I absolutely love is the Condescending Wonka meme.  I really wish I could say these things to people - wouldn't that make conversations more interesting?  :)  Here are a couple of my top picks:

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Smosh

Smosh. Chances are you've seen at least one of their videos before (I even posted one of their videos last year: Pokemon In Real Life!).  These guys are so amazing.  Some of their videos are kind of lame or just dumb (especially the earlier ones - ack, don't even watch those).  But 99% are hilarious and make me smile on even my worst days.  I also love reading their articles on The Smosh Pit.  The style is usually very dry and sarcastic (so of course I love it).  Anyway, let me show you my top five favorite Smosh videos.

WARNING:  Some of these videos are a bit inappropriate (but still freakin' hilarious).

The Legend of Zelda Rap [Music Video]:  Awesome for anyone into video games or knows someone who is way into video games.
Teens in the Wild!:  Don't pretend your parents haven't done at least some version of this.
The Harry Potter Pill!:  This one is for my friends ;)  "A single dose of the Potter Pill will end all of your suffering from the gaping hole that Harry Potter has left in your life."
Best Toy Ever!:  I seriously want a Happy Cow.
If Kids Shows Were Real!:  Because every year I swear kids shows get creepier and creepier.

Well, I was going to include Pokemon in Real Life (because it is AMAZING) but I didn't because I thought it might be a tad bit redundant to post it again.  But just in case you want to check it out and are just too darn lazy to find the other post, I'll add the links below.

Pokemon In Real Life!
Pokemon In Real Life 2! (my personal favorite)
Pokemon In Real Life 3!
Pokemon In Real Life 4! (that's right - they made a new one! Yeeees!)

Remember to check out smosh.com for more.

Cirque Dans La Rue by the Plain White T's

I'm a huge Plain White T's fan and this is one of my favorite songs.  It's the kind of song that makes you want to dance (or maybe that's just me).  My favorite line of the song would have to be "Leave reality outside and come along for the ride."  So ignore the odd name and enjoy the song.

Now, I want to note that whoever made this video did an awesome job.  I've tried to make a lyric video and, believe me, it is not as easy as it looks.

Things Girls Shouldn't Buy... Ever.

Okay, we've all seen some pretty weird stuff while shopping.  Some of it's funny and some of it is just weird.  Here are a couple of products that are both funny and weird!

BEAUTY SMILE TRAINER


Question:  How would you talk with this thing in your mouth?  And how would you eat?  Worse, what would happen if it fell out?  I'm pretty sure this creates more awkward situations than it's worth.  Plus, it just looks damn uncomfortable.

F-CUP COOKIE


Sorry, girls, but I don't think this cookie is really going to make you an F-Cup.  It just looks nasty.

GROW A BOYFRIEND


Girls, let me make this totally clear: You are better than this!  You do not need to "grow" a boyfriend.  Ever.

BOOTY POP


Way uncomfortable and even weirder than stuffing your bra.

And look what I found!  The official BOOTY POP commercial.  I couldn't even watch the whole thing, I was feeling so sorry for these girls.

BOYFRIEND PILLOW


I want you to really quick imagine your friend coming into your room and seeing this pillow.  Now imagine what they would say to you.  Hint:  If I was that friend, I think I'd start and intervention.

THE BIEBER THONG


Justin Bieber's name should never, ever be this close to your crotch.

WINE RACK BRA


Good news!  Now you can get drunk AND look like you have a bigger chest.  Geez, whoever made this must have a ton of respect for women.

THE KUSH SUPPORT


You know how uncomfortable having your boobs squish together while you're sleeping is.  Oh wait... it really isn't.  Huh.

MAKE A BOYFRIEND


This is just like the GROW A BOYFRIEND.  Just.  Don't.  Do.  It.

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The Flying Turtle

Happy Valentine's Day, everyone!  Let us celebrate by watching yet another hilarious YouTube clip.  This time it is "The Flying Turtle" by bobjenz.  This is one of those videos you watch and then send to your friends right away because you know it'll make them laugh.  Remember to listen to the lyrics and laugh your heart out (But not really.  That would be gross).

And a Very Harry Valentine's Day To You

As you may (or may not, if you're a guy) know, tomorrow if Valentine's Day.  Now, I could go into how some people L-O-V-E Valentine's Day and probably sacrifice goats to sustain the gods of love for another year, or I could talk about how some people hate the day of love and go on rants about it.  Seeing as discussing either is pretty overdone (and I'm too lazy for that - I mean come on, I haven't posted in, like, a month and you expect me to come up with a huge argument?  You people obviously don't know me well enough) I'm going to talk about something we all love - Potter Puppet Pals.

If you haven't heard of this hilarious YouTube sensation, you're probably living under a rock.  With no Internet.  Or human interaction (which leads me to wonder how you got onto this blog...).   But I like to accommodate everyone, even those who live under rocks, so I'll tell you a little bit about these videos.

Potter Puppet Pals is a spoof on Harry Potter.  They use puppets (bet you didn't know that) to act out scenes with the Harry Potter characters.  Even if you aren't a big Harry Potter fan, these videos are super funny.  And it's a great talking point with your friends that are Harry Potter fans (and don't tell me you don't have any friends that don't like Harry Potter).

My Top Five Favorites:

1. The Mysterious Ticking Noise - The classic Potter Puppet Pals video.  Ask anyone who has watched these videos and they will immediately start singing this song (or at least attempt to).
2. The Vortex - The first time I watched this, I sprayed hot chocolate out of my nose.  (word of advice: don't spray hot chocolate out of your nose.  It hurts)
3. Snape' Diary (Extended version) -  Definitely the most quotable video.  "I hope you find your button, Snape."  "So do I, Orange One.  So.  Do.  I."
4. Draco Puppet - I can't help but feel a little bit sorry for Draco in this one.  You'll have to watch to find out why.
5. Wizard Swears - Probably the second most popular Potter Puppet Pals video (right after "The Mysterious Ticking Noise").  It's even rated PG-13 for language and boyish attitude.

Sad I didn't talk more about the people who love/hate V-Day?  Here's a video to make up for it: Messy Mondays: I Love/Hate Valentine's Day